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BackThe 90 Años Tee
Soft natural-cotton tee. Front-left chest gets the taco-and-bottle crest; the back carries the full 1936–2026 sombrero-vaquero seal. Hits like a hand-me-down. Available S — XXXL.
noventa años · in the books
90
¡Años!
Ninety years of carne asada, popped piñatas,
and the fiercest Ornelas softball game in generations —
and on July 4th, 2026, we did it again.
Stay in the loop — one familia, one list. We'll only email you about the next picnic and the stuff that matters.
the shirts are down here
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Dress like family.
Vintage design that pays homage to every Uncle at the picnic and their unwillingness to shave or put the food down. Limited run. Once they're gone, they're gone (until 2056 probably).
FrontBackOrders open through July 31st — fill out the form below · Pay at pickup · All proceeds go to the food fund
NO MATTER what Rich told you, if you don't have all the shirts you want, you must fill out this form, except for you Lena and Camille!